Score: 8

"I'm offended..."

submission: Jesus Sweets!

date: December 24, 2009

Christians should be offended, but this is funny and has great animation, so you get an 8 instead of a 2. And stfu, IDEK12345678910. No one cares about your stupid, worthless, racist opinion.

Score: 9

"No surprises."

submission: the Last of the Dashkin

date: December 11, 2009

I appreciate the introduction. I hate being confused, and do I get confused!... It's a rhetorical question. Yes, I do. It's time you made your comeback, in style; you've already raked up over one hundred thousand views, with a score of 4.82. But who would ever be surprised? Like Blockhead, you vanished. Then 2 years later, you return. Same thing'll probably happen when the next blockhead comes out, and this perfect* story and music, and of course your signature graphics, are owning the Newgrounds Flash Portal. And if you do tragically vanish suddenly... I want y'all to promise me no tears now, ya hear? Keep it up. Newgrounds is in the palm of your hand.

*Several annoying questions in my mind during this, what was the huge thing stomping all the other things in Bitey"s nightmare? Yup, just for that, you get a 9/10. But hey, 10 is perfect... And nothing's perfect.

Score: 9

"Huh?"

submission: hitchHiker: part One

date: November 29, 2009

How'd he get out there and who is he and old is he and WTF IS GOING ON HERE!? but otherwise nice job. loved the graphics. teehee.

Score: 7

"Repetative"

submission: Toss the Turtle

date: November 29, 2009

Got to 25,000 at some point... coulda kept going... but didn't for obvious reasons. It's a good game, but it got boring too fast and I can't suggest how you may fix that, because i don't know why it got boring so fast.

P.S. #2 WTF?!

Score: 3

"Where to start..."

submission: Tarboy

date: November 29, 2009

All right, first thing's first. a bunch of fanboys who are appaled by a 3 out of 10 are gonna want an explanation.

First, this wasn't really all to confusing. No, but that's a good thing. But that's not to say certain aspects are not completely irrational.
What did the robot things do in the mines? Dig up coal? probably, but it irritates me not to know.
How could a memory chip live through tar? The thickness of pure tar would immediately pulverize any sort of memory chip.
If the memory chips DID indeed survive, then how did tarboy have any correlation with it? he was clearly there to avenge them, but was he all of the memory chips combined?
Was tarboy a pro or antagonist? The old robot dud spoke of Tarboy in horror, but as their ancestors were the victims, wouldn't that make tarboy a good guy? The kid sure thought so.

It was cheesy kinda. Short statement, no question.

This lacks the epicness of previous ng flash portal #1s. It doesn't have Waterlollies' graphics and texture, nor Xiaoxiao 3's beastness.

Don't hate me over this. It was good, no denyinng it, but if i gave it the 8/10 it deserved, this review would be lost in the perpetual see of praising, blind, butkissing reviews. I don't want that. So people, I conclude this review with one simple hint:
Think
before
you
Vote!
You know you may regret it.

Score: 9

"Excellent"

submission: Bloons Tower Defense 4

date: November 25, 2009

But nothing really deserves a 10/10. Not many things, anyway. You need to fix the excessive lag somehow. And I would suggest not requiring a Mochigames account for certain perks; thats just being selfish. But I like how you set up your acronyms so they look like they stand for something else: BFB: Bigass Fucking Beast MOAB: Mysterious Oversized Attack Blimp. Plus it's a clever concept And there's a lot of freedom in every aspect. I think The Monkey Aces are the best "Units" beside the Super Monkey.

Score: 9

"Oh."

submission: Owls

date: November 22, 2009

That's why there have been owls in my gravy. Dem tricky little bitchas sneak up from cans and kill Simon Cowell cause hes a fukin Beaver.

Score: 8

"Random"

submission: Blockhead: Quick Shot 2

date: November 1, 2009

Why did concience look so different? the camera was really close and at a weird angle. How did The dude know that Concience was saying something? Only Blockhead can hear him, which you've shown before in the series. But its all right, cause this is funny.

Score: 10

"Epic."

submission: Xiao Xiao No. 3

date: October 24, 2009

Haha wow... Xiao Xiao is a MoNsTeR. He's just so coordinated and psychotic this made ma laugh. Hard. This is a timeless classic.

Score: 10

"nys"

submission: Pokemon Hunter

date: September 9, 2009

purtty good especially the animation